Photo Essay: The Subdued Cocktail Menu

Italics represent ingredients

Story and photos by William Morton

1. The Brass Monkey

A glass of beer and some loose change

Recommended Pairings: steak and caviar

2. The PeeBeeR

A glass of beer with a pee cup and a straw

Recommended pairings: A UTI and a funny taste

3. The Old Fashioned

A glass of whiskey, a cut-off square of denim jeans and a cigarette

Recommended pairings: approval and hard work

4. The Subdued Excitement

A shot glass with mayonnaise and vodka

Recommended pairings: higher education or an early retirement

5. The White Rushin

Milk, Coke (Coca-Cola) and Coffee

Recommended pairing: heart palpitations, strong bones and a bathrobe

6. The "Sorry, can't come out tonight"

A mug of sleepy-time tea

Recommended pairing: Optimism and a good night's sleep

7. The "fine, one beer"

Empty beer cans surrounding a half drank pint of beer

Recommended pairing: A hangover and an F

8. The First Love

Two toothbrushes in a shot glass

Recommended pairings: Some butterflies and a warm cozy feeling

9. The Heartbreak

A shot of vodka

Recommended pairings: A shaved head and a tattoo

10. The Seasonal Depression

Whiskey on some books under a lamp

Recommended pairings: A book... a warm bath... a good movie with friends... a board game

11. The Bellingham Curse

A picture of a beautiful sunset over the bay

Recommended Pairings: What am I doing here?

12. The Greyhound

A picture of a 40-ounce in front of the Bellingham bus station with a train passing by

Recommended pairings: What if I just take my things and leave? Travel down south a bit, explore the world. I need a break.

13. The Long Goodbye

A picture of an empty 40-ounce in front of an empty Bellingham Greyhound station

Recommended pairings: A long overdue change.

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